Right-hander Jeff Weaver apparently threw the ball well today in a simulated game.  So what, right?  That’s what I thought.

But some comedy came from the piece at Mariners.com.

This is the first few paragraphs of the piece talking about Weaver, fresh with quotes from pitching coach Rafael Chaves and manager Mike Hargrove.

ANAHEIMJeff Weaver tossed a simulated shutout on Tuesday afternoon at Angel Stadium, and said he’s ready to return to the Mariners pitching staff.

The right-hander went through a four-inning, 68-pitch workout and was pleased with the results.

“I threw all my pitches and felt strong throughout,” he said. “I was getting after it pretty good the last two innings.”

Mariners pitching coach Rafael Chaves called the session “encouraging” and manager Mike Hargrove said, “He threw the ball well and his stuff was noticeably better.”

Nothing earth-shattering, right?

But this is the very next sentence in the story.

Willie Bloomquist and Jason Ellison handled the hitting duties.

If I would have been slurping down a chocolate shake at the time I was reading that, I would have drown in yummified flavored ice.   Maybe the key is to sneak Willie and Jason into opposing uniforms and have them hit at least half the time versus Weaver.  Then, and maybe ONLY then might Weaver’s stuff appear effective versus “big-league hitters.”

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