Right-hander Jeff Weaver apparently threw the ball well today in a simulated game. So what, right? That’s what I thought.
But some comedy came from the piece at Mariners.com.
This is the first few paragraphs of the piece talking about Weaver, fresh with quotes from pitching coach Rafael Chaves and manager Mike Hargrove.
ANAHEIM — Jeff Weaver tossed a simulated shutout on Tuesday afternoon at Angel Stadium, and said he’s ready to return to the Mariners pitching staff.
The right-hander went through a four-inning, 68-pitch workout and was pleased with the results.
“I threw all my pitches and felt strong throughout,” he said. “I was getting after it pretty good the last two innings.”
Mariners pitching coach Rafael Chaves called the session “encouraging” and manager Mike Hargrove said, “He threw the ball well and his stuff was noticeably better.”
Nothing earth-shattering, right?
But this is the very next sentence in the story.
Willie Bloomquist and Jason Ellison handled the hitting duties.
If I would have been slurping down a chocolate shake at the time I was reading that, I would have drown in yummified flavored ice.  Maybe the key is to sneak Willie and Jason into opposing uniforms and have them hit at least half the time versus Weaver. Then, and maybe ONLY then might Weaver’s stuff appear effective versus “big-league hitters.”
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As the Seattle Mariners begin the last leg of a brutal 10-day, four-city road trip, I ask the same question I asked a few weeks ago; How good is this team?
If they need to add a few players, tell us all in detail how you would acquire such talent. What is being sent out in trade to get any players added? Which players would you call up? Be reasonable, be fair and realize you have to give up talent to get talent. And most of all, be smart about it. The Mariners aren’t going to be trading Ichiro to the Angels for Vlad, for example. Neither club would even think about it, so why even bring it up?
The night in the minors for the affiliates of the Seattle Mariners is as interesting as it’s been all season with right-hander Chris Tillman making his first start as a member of the High Desert Mavericks and SS Carlos Triunfel continuing his onslaught on the Midwest League at the age of 17.
After spending the weekend talking baseball - and when I say the weekend I mean the entire freaking weekend from Friday afternoon through Sunday evening and into Sunday Night Baseball - I have enough data to put together the first Draft Board for 2007.